Twitter makes me laugh, cry, yell and think… when it doesn’t enrage me or try to throw my phone across the room! I also am always on the hunt for #Parenting Tweets that make me giggle – here’s the best Parenting Tweets I found for the last week of August, 2018!
Best Parenting Tweets I ran across during the last week of August 2018
P.T.A. membership:
For when parenting alone hasn’t been enough to destroy your will to live.#parenting
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) August 30, 2018
I just made a grave mistake.
I picked up a sock off my teenage son’s floor and reflexively sniffed it to see if it was clean.
After a bout of dry heaving, let’s just say it was not.#momofboys #boymom #momsquad #parenting #why #teenagers #momofteen
— Diane Auten (@DianeAuten) August 26, 2018
Parenting hack: Instead of screaming for your kids to hurry up, just stand by the front door quietly and open a bag of chips.
They come running every time.#momlife #dadlife
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) August 30, 2018
Me: Wanna wear this shirt with your uniform today?
5: But I just went to Kindergarten yesterday! I have to go AGAIN?
Me: Yeah buddy, you have pretty much some version of this every day for the rest of you life.
5: *sobs uncontrollably* #momlife
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) August 30, 2018
Omg guys I found my perfect candle. #momlife pic.twitter.com/c1GZFLt3le
— Megan Huggins (@meggyhug) August 30, 2018
Here is a list of all the great ways to get your kids attention without yelling:
1. Go to the bathroom
2. Get Comfy on the couch
3. Go make food for yourselfWorks everytime #momlife
— mom sets the table (@erikavose) August 29, 2018
This Monday all the kids in my house are off to school.
Me: “I won’t know what to do with myself”
Wife: “I’ll leave you a list” #sahd #parenting
— DaddyPoppins (@DaddyPoppinsBlg) August 30, 2018
#Keely wants #candy! #Prideland #kids #work #run #Akilah #mom #moms #momlife #lion #lions #webcomic #cartoon #comic pic.twitter.com/QVZD1Gj6Ho
— Prideland (@stokerponshock) August 30, 2018
If a zombie apocalypse ever breaks out, you better bet your ass the virus was spread at a child’s school. #blamethekids #momlife #zombies #schoolstartssodoessickseason
— Melicious Mama (@MelissaBeagley) August 27, 2018
Of course I love my children.
Duh.
Twitter is where I vent about them.
And, DAMN, it feels right.#freetherapy #momlife #sahm #parenthood
— Melicious Mama (@MelissaBeagley) August 27, 2018
Mom can’t figure out
why Twin Toddler Boys
are exhausted every morning…
💤 #SundayFunday #Funny pic.twitter.com/7W1IG3IHqY
— Tom Hall ☘ (@TomHall) August 26, 2018
Yesterday, my son opened a birthday card from my mom. FYI…she has swirly, loopy, gorgeous cursive. The kind of handwriting you see in letters from the 1800’s.
My son (after staring at the card for a few minutes): Hey! I can read Grandma’s cursing!#momlife #boymom
— Michelle Keener (@MKeenerWrites) August 26, 2018
The only way to know what you really need at Target is to drive there, wander down every aisle, drop $250, drive home, put everything away, suddenly remember what you really needed. #momlife
— Amy G Dala MD (@AmyGDalaMD) August 25, 2018
“Daddy’s breakfast is yummy!” The little raccoons in the car seats said this morning as they ate 2/3’s of my morning Cliff Bar.#Dadlife #Parenting
— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) August 25, 2018
Y’all ain’t be knowin #dadlife pic.twitter.com/m9MwgGcGqH
— Bradley (@iowacold) August 25, 2018
When D&D meets life. Parenting for the win! #parenting #lifehacks #DnD #dungeonsanddragons #roleplaygames #roleplay #stories #bedtimestories #princessstormy #ninjamitton pic.twitter.com/wRSGpKq5je
— ninjamitton (@ninjamitton) August 25, 2018
Me: I just want to relax for five minutes okay?
4yo: but that is not your life mom.#coldhardtruths #momlife
— Lauren Tetrick (@Laurealism) August 25, 2018
Hoping my parenting will scar my kids just enough that they’re interesting, but not enough that they’re messed up bad #momprobs #momlife
— Daisy (@supaflowapowa) August 25, 2018
#BackToSchool math quiz: If 2 parents have 3 kids who each play at least one sport for travel and school in each season (assuming min of 2 games and 3 practices per week), how many drinks does that equal?#parenting
— Kelly Phillips Erb (@taxgirl) August 28, 2018
I’m going to create a granola snack just for kids.
I’ll call it Migraine.#dadlife #parenting
— Toddler Nonsense (@NonsenseToddler) August 30, 2018
“Dads don’t babysit!”
Sure we do!
In fact it was only today that I sat on Jack and he said “get off” because “you’re too heavy and you’re squashing me”.
That’s what people mean by babysitting, right? Because the alterative is just ridiculous.#parenting #dadlife
— Jack’s Dad (@DaddingAround) August 29, 2018
Welcome to #Parenthood
You are now completely in love with something that will financially and emotionally break you.
And you now have no free time.
— DaddyGrownup (@DaddyGrownup) August 30, 2018
How about you?
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